Who doesn’t love pizza? I love pizza more than life itself—literally. Which is why I eat a pie a day despite my growing health problems and direct orders from my doctor to avoid cheese at all costs. I know what you’re thinking, “If you love pizza so much why don’t you marry it?” Well, maybe I will. I mean, I AM already sleeping with it every night thanks to the Pizza Sleeping Bag. The only things holding me back from falling completely in love with it are the olives and broccoli. Everyone knows that pepperoni and bacon make the best pizza toppings/pillows.