Ever wonder who the little green army men were supposedly fighting? It’s not like anyone sold little plastic nazi soldiers for them to fight which means all those fake battles in your backyard were just training exercises. (Which is pretty messed up considering all of the casualties over the years between firecrackers and sadistic big brothers.) But none of that training could have prepared them for zombies. Especially since all they have to fight with are plastic guns that are permanently fused to their hands. Luckily these Walking Dead zombie army dudes can’t bite through plastic anyway.