The Gold-Plated Slinky Is Ridiculous

The Gold-Plated Slinky Is Ridiculous

This is a $120 14-karat gold-plated Slinky. I hear it only works when it’s going down like the fancy marble steps of a mansion. But that’s neither here nor there. The real question is, why the hell does this exist? I don’t know, you tell me. Please? Someone? Anyone?¬†Explain¬†this to me! And don’t say it’s just because some people are so damn rich, they don’t know WTF to do with their money except buy dumb things like a GOLD PLATED SLINKY FOR GOD’S SAKES, because I — actually, uh, you know what? You’re probably 100% right. But that doesn’t make any of this okay!



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  • Sir Cumfrence

    You know, if you came out of the desert carrying one of these thing like 2000 years ago, you could start your own freakin’ religion! Or even today in certain parts of Utah. Sign me up!

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