LEGO bricks: some people might say they’re inedible. And they might be right. But do you think that’s ever stopped me from popping a few in my mouth while I’m building away? No. But sometimes they get lodged in my throat and that usually puts an end to the fun. These are LEGO brick slippers. Actually they’re called Building Brick Slippers, but you and I both know what this is. A licensing issue! The slippers do look pretty comfy, but who’s really gonna buy these things? No one would ever voluntarily step on a LEGO brick. Oh, you’re right: probably a masochist. But I don’t need to hear about that mess, what you people do behind closed doors is nunmuh. As in NUN MUH BUSINESS.