Gentlemen, if you really want to win over that special lady, try honesty. Honesty works! Women can smell the lies on those over-priced red roses. This Valentines Day, tell her how you really feel with the Shit Bitch Bear. He’s cuddly, cheeky, and will certainly trump a cliche heart shaped box of chocolates. If the little guy doesn’t inspire a few giggles and a little late-night romance, dump that bitch!