Today toy manufacturer Mattel announced that Barbie will now come in three new body types. In addition to the typical unattainable plastic bod we know and
love know, they’ll be selling petite, tall, and plus-sized versions online. Interesting! Of course, because this is Barbie we’re talking about, and people so enjoy getting all bent out of shape about ol’ Babs, folks aren’t particularly thrilled about it. To which I say, get a grip! You’re getting up in arms about a toy doll. Do you know there’s real important stuff you can be mad about? Like, tons. Nothing’s really coming to mind at the moment. Except maybe that there’s no shark emoji, for example. Yeah, see? Actual important stuff to be pissed about, you guys. Mega ticked about that rn gonna go scream into a pillow for awhile.