I scream you scream we all scream aw hell you know the drill. Hammacher Schlemmer is selling this $35 Kickball Ice Cream Maker. Just throw in the ingredients, screw the ball together, and get to kickin’! Or shakin’! Or rollin’ if you’re mega lazy WHICH I AM! After about 20 minutes you should have a pint of ice cream. Waiwaiwait — for all that work, you just get a pint? Because my pals Ben and Jerry only ask for a couple bucks and I don’t even have to do any physical labor! My best pals, I should say. Love y’all!