Tumblr-er Sarmai designed this line of conceptual Avengers themed sex toys. You know, if you ever dreamed of putting Captain America in your butt. Which, let’s be honest: who hasn’t? Me, for one! Nothing goes in this butt, not even in my dreams. It’s a one way street, nawmsayin? Yeah you’re right, that was a little too much information. And by ‘a little’ I obviously mean ‘waaaaay way way way’. Is it too late to take it back? Oh god, please tell me it’s not too late to take it back.