A Teddy Bear Vibrator, Because Nothing Is Sacred Anymore

A Teddy Bear Vibrator, Because Nothing Is Sacred Anymore

Meet Teddy Love Bear, a $70 teddy bear vibrator. This guy’s got a 10-speed motor in his snout and protruding tongue for uh, stimulation. Why would someone do this? So you can leave your vibrator out discretely, of course! Why wouldn’t someone do this? Well, I can give you a couple reasons: it’s a Teddy Bear. You know, for kids? That’s like repurposing a Ken doll into a butt plug, which… actually, he would probably like that.

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  • Crowther Amanda-Beth

    So sick

  • Jerry Colon

    this is not right.
    nothing like gearing masturbation to children. even with adults thing need to be washed. yes very disturbing

  • That’s going to be a pain to keep clean.

  • Shantel Lane

    Is this real these folks just strange ew

  • Sir Cumfrence

    I suspect Ted, the movie star talking bear, had something to do with these. I would bet he takes the place of these sometimes and ships himself to hot chicks and then pretends to be one of these! What a perv! Probably from smoking too much pot with Mark Wahlberg.

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