In a move that is almost certainly Captain Planet-approved, PornHub has introduced The Wankband. It’s meant to be worn around your fap hand’s wrist. NOT, uh, anywhere else, just so we’re clear. There’s a kinetic charger inside the band that creates power when it’s moved in an up-and-down motion. After you finish, you can plug it in to bring power to your phone, tablet, or computer. But don’t limit yourself to masturbating! Be sure to use it while you’re doing similar motions like shaking a can of hairspray, working out with a Shake Weight, or playing the maracas. Think of all the possibilities! There’s at least like 3 or 4 more.