Another day, another product that attaches your iPhone to your food receptacles. Today we’ve got the UpperCup, an iPhone case that has a pop-out cupholder so you can text and hold your drink at the same time. Natwerk, the company responsible for the concept, is gathering funding over at Indiegogo. Prices start at $25 for the iPhone 4 and $30 for the 5. I don’t know, this product just isn’t going to mesh with my texting style. I’m a violent, spastic texter. I imagine what should be a simple “BRB crying in the shower” would end with me, scalding my nekkid body with hot coffee. Oh, and my phone short circuiting. Because in that hypothetical situation I’d be texting from the shower.