If you’re into deafening, earsplitting, blaringly tasty jams and have $30k, then I’m so happy to inform you: dreams really do come true. At CES 2012, Behringer will be releasing the Eurosound iNuke Boom, touted as the loudest iPad/iPod/iPhone dock EVAR!!!111 This baby’s got 10,000+ watts of power to provide concert quality sound. Measuring at 8 feet wide, 4 feet tall, and weighing in at over 700 pounds — wait a second, those are my dimensions, too! Twinsies!