Swimming with dolphins is supposed to be an incredible experience, but I don’t really get why it’s such a big deal. You’re just sitting there treading water like a chump while they show off and spin around and do crazy jumps. Don’t you people realize that the dolphins are mocking us?! Well Franky Zapata has put an end to that mockery with the Flyboard (nicknamed “The Dolphinator” by Robert Krulwich). It’s an amazing device that uses a jet ski motor connected to a pair of jet boots that lets you jump through the water like a dolphin. So just like we shut up those cocky birds when we invented airplanes, now the dolphins have nothing to brag about either.