Close your eyes. Imagine it’s the future. Pizza is delivered via a robot helicopter. Now open your eyes. It’s the future — Domino’s pizza has created a remote controlled octocopter that delivers pizza. This is a video showing the thing in action, bringing two pizzas to a man in England. The luckiest man in England if you ask me. No, in the world. Yeah, well, whatever! Sure he gets the amazing helicopter pizza delivery treatment or whatever, but you think life will ever be any better than that? No way, man. It’s all downhill from here.