Sick of your smartphone? Tired of being super connected? This is the world’s most elementary, user-friendly cell phone, and it offers just what you need. No email. No camera. No texting. Not even a contract is necessary, just a phone that can be used anywhere in the world. Compatible with any type of SIM card, John’s Phone lack of energy-consuming bells and whistles makes it an energy-efficient device. It boasts 6 hours of talk time and an unheard of 3 weeks of standby time. The phone comes with earphones for hands-free calling and safe driving. This thing is so lo-tech, that it features a pen and a notebook under the back flap—for good old fashioned note taking.