Have you been desperately searching for another way to give the neighbors reason to worry about your mental health? Me too! After being forced to put up with me all these years, they’re so desensitized. It’s like I have to try extra hard to freak them out. This Boot Hat by designers Azumi & David should get a reaction out of anyone. If nothing else, it’ll just prove to my mom that I shouldn’t be trusted to dress myself. Look at me—do you see this? I’m doing a headstand! Wait, am I wearing underwear?