Hey girl, this is the Ryan All Over Me Tee sold over at Nylon Shop. For just $55 you can have Ryan Gosling ON YOUR PERSON. Granted, it’s not actually his bod on yours, but at least wearing Ryan’s face plastered all over your torso, the world will know without a doubt: you’re a crazy person. Just kidding! We all have our celebrity crushes. And unless you’re creepin’ in the bushes outside their house a la me at LeVar Burton’s, then you’ve got nothing to worry about. If you are doing that stuff, then you need to chill with that. A) jail is not nearly as fun as they make it seem on TV. And B) restraining orders are super counterproductive when it comes to actually being with your one true love. But don’t take my word for it! Right, LeVar? Haha! Get it? That’s what you say. Call me!