In “WTF” and “Why God Why?” news of the day, here are some sexy (using the term loosely) sweater shorts. Etsy seller WarmComfort makes the men’s underwear that transform your ding dong into something else. Like a carrot. Or a palm tree. Or a Christmas tree. Cool? I guess? Is that a thing that dudes want? For their wieners to look like a Christmas tree?! Because, if so, then you’re in luck. But also, WEIRD.