The Original Crochet Human Centipede Scarf

The Original Crochet Human Centipede Scarf

If you’ve seen that ooky movie called The Human Centipede you might like this crochet scarf modeled after the concept. Made by etsy seller knottyfingers, 100 bones gets you one made-to-order in any color you’d like. I don’t know about this, guys. I mean, I can’t say for certain what the movie is about, because my mom doesn’t let me watch anything rated R (nightmares). But a kid at the playground told me it’s about *whispers* eating doo-doo. Then he was like, “By the way, lady, why the hell do you hang out here? You’re a f***ing grown up!” and I was all “Whoa whoa whoa — watch the language! A playground shouldn’t be limited to just children. Besides, the bar doesn’t even open till 4 PM. What the heck am I supposed to do with my time until then, huh? Exactly, now where was I? Oh yeah — BIG SLIDE, I GET DIBS ON THE BIG SLIDE!”



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