Anyone who has ever eaten Taco Bell knows that stomach pain can creep up on you suddenly, and without warning. For those time when lunch gets the better of you, there’s The Emergency Underwear Dispenser. They’re there to help you out in times of great need and spicy food. Each pack contains five pair of disposable underwear, and for best results we recommend keeping one box in the bathroom, one in the car, and one at your desk at work. You can never be too careful, right?