You know what’s worse than ripping a nasty wet one in front of everybody? Nothing, that’s what. The worst thing is that the smell will linger long after you’ve passed gas, and if you’re a part of civilized society, then you know how important it is to keep your horrid gases to yourself. Now, you can share them with everybody without them being the wiser. With these gas neutralizers (a.k.a. fart pads), you can pass a silent killer and nobody will have to die.