This Anime Eyes Sleep Mask is brought to us by Archie McPhee. It’s meant to make your peepers look like they belong to an anime character. You can have your very own for less than $5 and the product site states it fits most adult heads so unless you’ve got an unnaturally large dome, you should be good. If you do have a big ole noggin then join the club! No, for real — the Big Head Club meets on Tuesdays in the cafeteria after recess. I’m the co-president aka The Great & Cumbersome Mega Skull.