If you’re thinking to yourself right now, “WTF am I looking at?” the answer is Sexy Halloween Inspired Menstrual Pads by etsy seller MimisDreams. Sexy might not be the right adjective actually—scary is probably more accurate. You know, because they’re Halloween themed AND because they’re freaky as hell. They come in “Zack Morris dressed as a pirate,” “creepy guy in a cheap devil costume,” and “suspiciously well-dressed vampire” styles. I can’t speak for other women, but I definitely don’t want a shirtless pirate guy winking knowingly at my lady parts during my lady time. Or a guy with a goatee, but that’s just because goatees look stupid.