Here’s a Bubble Wrap Bikini sold by Etsy seller BlackBettyVintage. I assume it’s meant to protect your precious assets. Or should I say boobsetts. One thing’s for true is, this bikini definitely isn’t going to guard your booty-parts, because it’s a thong! But ladies, lemme tell you — the Bubble Wrap Bikini is gonna make your taytays POP! Mainly when you tweak your nips or I dunno, belly flop into the swimming pool, run into a sharp object, etc. But definitely when you tweak your nips.