Now that we’ve finally got the boots to complete our unicorn outfits, we’re all set! Except… what about when we’re lounging around the house in our PJs? How can we be properly unicorned in the footwear department? Thankfully ThinkGeek’s got us covered with these super comfy Plush Unicorn Slippers. They look like a dream. A dream come true! The product description claims the slippers are one size fits feet of all sizes. Oh really? What about these big-ass boats? No, not boats — SHIPS. Size 14, extra extra wide. Aw hell, who cares? I don’t even care if my heels are hanging 7 inches off the back, I am buying these babies!