It didn’t take me long to find out that we’ve been featuring mustaches for nearly three years. It didn’t take me much longer to decide I should feature the Talking Mustache Keychain anyway. If mustaches could talk, what would they say? “Get over me” “Quit dropping cupcake crumbs on me” “Stop tattooing me on your fingers, please.” Possibly, but according to Kikkerland, they say “Well, helloooo there” with the touch of a button. Hmm, I’m not convinced, but I’m also probably not this product’s target audience.