After I saw Hello Kitty’s sweet head slapped onto a damn caterpillar, I truly believed there was nothing left to Hello Kitty-ize. I was wrong. Wouldn’t be the first time! Orrrr the last. These are Hello Kitty contact lenses. They say eyes are the windows to the soul and I’m not 100% sure how that really applies here, it just sounded like the right thing to say at the time. It was either that or “Dayum that’s crayzay! Is anyone else hungry or is it just me?” So let’s just agree that I made the right decision about the whole eye windows or whatever and go grab some lunch. Your treat!