Another day, another Star Wars article of clothing that I have convince my mom to buy for me. These new Star Wars hoodies designed by Mad Engine are no exception. They’ve got Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, R2-D2, and a Stormtrooper. Dammit, how am I gonna choose between Chewie and R2?! My mom’s definitely not gonna let me get TWO $70 hoodies. And they won’t be available for purchase until the end of August. Are you kidding me? I can’t wait that long! I’m having a hard time passing the time until the bar opens at 3 PM. It’s illogical to assume that I’m capable of suffering through 97 days for a hoodie.