Etsy shop HattieHooker sells these awesome Crotcheted Knight Helmets. It’s not just a cap, it’s also got a button-on removable visor to keep your face warm. It looks great, but I’m not too sure it’s gonna be all that protective in battle! Ever been stabbed through the head with a joust? It hurts. BAD. Still, sometimes sacrifices must be made for the sake of lookin’ cool. Beauty is pain or whatever! Who needs their skull intact when you’ve got style? Exactly, no one. But if you’re like me and you’ve got zero concept of style, then you get a court order requiring you to wear a hard hat at all times. Even in the shower!