These are cowboy boot sandals. They’re made by Redneck Boot Sandals. Just send over a pair of boots and they’ll turn em into sandals for $75. What a time to be alive! And to think, I woke up this morning, just like normal (being dragged out of my bed kicking and screaming), and never for a second suspected I’d come across something like cowboy boot sandals. But here we are. Here. We. Are. And I gotta say: feels damn good to be here.