Cluck Clucktch! The Original Chicken Handbag

Cluck Clucktch! The Original Chicken Handbag

Except no substitutes, this clucktch is the original Chicken Handbag—or should I say henbag? No, I probably shouldn’t. I’d love to take credit for these terrible chicken puns, but they’re all courtesy of the fowlks over at Fireboks who also describe this bag as roomy, sturdy and… sexy? Sure, why not? That’s not the only questionable part of their product description—they also have this to say:

You’ll be sure to fly up the social pecking order. All the chicken heads will be shell shocked.

Ummm, I’m not sure they know what that term means. This is chickenhawkward…



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