If you’re looking for a tacky accessory to wear to a rave, but are bored of glow sticks (BLASPHEMY!), then consider Party Rats. Just slip these multicolored rodent lights around your fingers and you’re ready to get your swerve on! Not only are they great for parties, apparently they’re ideal for night blogging too! That’s cool and all, but what I’m wondering is: if nothing spells a party like rats, then why doesn’t anyone ever come to my parties? My building is full of them!