Kangaroos are so lucky. First of all, they’re fantastic boxers. Second, they have a built-in pouch just for storing stuff. If I was a kangaroo I’d keep a sixpack of beer in there and get into all kinds of drunk fights. Sadly I’m not a kangaroo—or even Australian, but that doesn’t mean I have to settle for a life without a beer pouch. The Personalized Beer Pouch Hoodie has a special built-in pouch for holding your beer. So now you don’t have to sit up when you want a drink and you can talk with your hands without spilling beer all over the place. My only question is do they come in size XXXL/40oz?