MeetIDEA is selling this handmade cow head backpack for $180. They’ve also got bat wing and beetle versions too! The product site has a lot of great suggestions as to when and where to wear it, plus what you could carry in it. It is pretty much the most encouraging and supportive product site I have ever encountered. I am feeling really validated rn, you guys. Posi vibes all around.
Thanks to breezer for sending in the tip. You get a gold star on the internet today!