Okay, so maybe kitties aren’t the center of the universe, but they’re definitely what keeps the internet chugging along. So, basically same-difference, right? Etsy seller Wendy Casazza Scruton of NotsoKittyShop is selling this Solar System Cat Hat. The piece has nine (that’s right — INCLUDING PLUTO) styrofoam balls attached by wire to a felted styrofoam base that fastens onto your kitty’s head with an elastic band. Well it’s supposed to fasten onto your kitty’s head, but if your cat is anything like mine, the result is a lot more… gruesome. And violent. I’m shivering just thinking about it!