Etsy shop Schnabuble is selling this Cat Battle Armor for $500. We’ve seen armor for cats before, but evidently there’s more than one crazy person who’s requested battle gear for their kitties. Strange, because I was under the very clear impression that cats didn’t like playing dress up. In fact I’ve got the scars to prove it: I’ve got claw marks in places you never thought imaginable. They attacked me at my most vulnearble: while I was in the shower! Okay, fine, it was on the pot. But I was only going number 1!