Hot Topic is selling Batman and Superman scented fragrances for $20 a pop. The Batman cologne smells of all kinds of random stuff, but most notably to me? Patchouli. You think the Dark Knight’s been hitting that herb? Yeah, you’re right: it’s probably Alfred. The Superman scent has got all kinds of kooky smells in it too. The one that sticks out to me most is that lemon sorbet note. WTF, Supes? You hitting up the gelato shop without me? You think I wouldn’t be able to tell? I can always tell.