Aviation Meets Burlesque: Titty Twirlers

Aviation Meets Burlesque: Titty Twirlers

No one has ever said “You know, breasts are boring to look at. Someone needs to invent a way to jazz ‘em up.” Even so, someone went ahead and invented a way to jazz ‘em up. Titty Twirlers are basically like those little propeller beanies you see nerds wear in cartoons, but for your boobs. According to the creator Jesse James Salucci, a slight breeze from a walk will make them twirl slowly, but they’ll spin really fast while biking or on a particularly windy day… so basically they’re made to be worn outside. Check out the videos to see them in action.

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  • Soup

    The only place titty twirlers would EVER be worn is at Burning Man…

  • Joyce C.

    ROFL!!! Pretty creative and FUN!!!!

  • You might be right Soup, but they sure are fun. They make the dust storms out there the best part of the day! Thanks for the article, incrediblethings.com.

  • SyTheJanitor

    Soup, not true… not true at all. I just wore them this past weekend.

  • Nice breasts! Don’t care about the propellers, though I’m sure they’re nice and all.

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