Do you know what you’re looking at? A BUTT! Haha, made you look made you look monkeys always look. And why wouldn’t they? Their butts are like bright blue and red. It’s hard not to stare. This is a butt that’s painted like a Death Star. I would say it’s asstronomical, but I’m not quite sure that’s the right context for that word. How am I sposed to know, I’m drunk before noon!
Via: Obvious Winner