Middle aged man discovers ThePornDude

Middle aged man discovers ThePornDude

I’m a writer based in rural England. After an eight year marriage and a five year affair resulting in a kid and all sex evaporating soon after, I was intrigued when I was asked by a client to have a look at The Porn Dude.

 

So, I’m 45 and still have a sex drive and my psychologist, a married and red hot brunette, has promised to have some fun with me soon. Unlike the dumpy slapper I impregnated four years ago, whenever my tall, leggy psychologist walks into the room in anything remotely revealing I feel like a hungry 19 year old again.

 

 

Some advice before clicking

 

Privacy is essential when it comes to drooling over hot chicks being fucked every which way online. I’m a writer and had to do this in the afternoon. My office has two full height windows on one side that cannot be curtained off, and especially with two teenage boys’ bedrooms overlooking me I had to save any monkey slapping until afterwards. Behind me is a six foot wide window overlooking a quiet alleyway but I thought it better to save the locals’ blushes (and the gossip) by pulling the blinds.

 

Get a VPN on your system. Internet privacy is a big thing too. If you brashly use your browser on its own there’s no end of shit that free porn sites can put on there, including pop up windows with live whores who are web-camming you whether you like it or not. I use NordVPN (that can be found on The Porn Dude’s landing page) and generally pretend to be from another country. As a tip, don’t pretend to come from Saudi Arabia or some other prudish country as you won’t see much. Good VPNs wipe your browsing history every time you close them too so if you have a parent or partner probing your computer they won’t find out just where you have been browsing.

 

 

Pro smut

 

The Porn Dude offers the full range of sex to meet every need – free pro porn, amateur, lesbian, gay, cartoon, stills images and even a range of porn chatrooms, dating sites and live sex rooms. Whatever floats your boat basically.

 

The sites are ranked, by what order I don’t know. In my early searches I checked out #1 ranked Porn Hub that is basically a list of videos under certain category headings. It wasn’t so easy to navigate. Something I haven’t seen in the 5 years since I was a horny sperm donor and about to leave my wife for my slapper was the first person view video. Over 20 minutes Cory Chase played a horny stepmom who wanted some. The camera is held by the guy about to get banged by her and so she talked and then blew and fucked him as if he were you. That made this straight laced writer nice and hot under the collar…

 

The Porn Hub also pushed a site about ass fucking women called Tushy. In my antics with women I have been thrown across the room in revenge for hitting her special spot until she vomited. I’m no prude. But in my experience, women don’t get much from having it in the brown star and there’s no lube as there is in the glory hole. Nup. That would help me turn away from that site…

Am smut

I’m not sure about you but I like watching a woman I could possibly fuck as opposed to a woman I could never. Yes, I’d love to ram it home in Cory’s various passages but she’s too far out of reach for a portly forty-something.

I have long wanted to walk in on two bisexual female friends and being asked to join in so closed Porn Hub and eventually found X Hamster Amateur where I could easily navigate around my peccadilloes. On the left is a menu bar covering nearly everything a sane (or very insane) man could want. I found a great video of a hard-to-get British co-worker being fucked in a hotel room. I could certainly have some fun with that bint! My psychologist may see some new ideas emerging as to what we might end up doing together. And yes, I got all the lesbian/bi loving I could possibly want in a click or two.

 

This is a piece of hard reviewing so, rather enjoying my time for too long, I browsed to a few other sites including You Porn and Home Movies Tube but at the end of the day, X Hamster was all I found I could want on this session.

 

Beyond females…

 

I’m glad my client works 3,500 miles away from me and I will never meet him as after this next bit I’ll never look the fucker in the eye again. My psychologist has suggested I may have bi-tendencies so I browsed over to the boy-on-boy sites at the bottom of the Porn Dude page. I shall report to her that while I have no problems with guys practising fudge packing, it does nothing for me personally. If you want to look it is there, though X Hamster will assume you like boys’ brown stars next time you visit and you’ll have to fiddle to get off that particular sub-site…

 

Why you should turn to the Porn Dude

 

Back when I was bored with my wife and her foot-wide pussy, I used to use Google as a central page for watching smut. Not now. The Porn Dude is a site that covers all the sites you could want so if you do see the same video in the same place each time then you can roll on and find more of the fun you seek elsewhere. It being a hub of hubs it means you can have a flick through all the sex acts you could possibly want in just a few minutes – or as long as you personally need.

 

For me? I have some new ideas as to how to defile my learned friend as we frolic without damaging her pelvic floor. I also have somewhere to look without Google giving me search suggestions that might tell her just where I got those ideas too.

 

 

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