Firebox is selling this adorable Unicorn Planter for $22. They’ve also got a matching Unicorn Mug (HERE), in case you’re not so into plants. Me? I love plants, but plants aren’t so into me, it seems. The only one I’ve ever been able to keep alive is a cactus on my back patio who drinks all the leftover beer after parties. I super glued googly eyes onto it because I’m lonely. Sometimes I even put a pair of sunglasses over the googly eyes! I mean, if your only friend is a cactus, you at least want it to be a cool cactus, right? RIGHT??? Haha oh my god I’ve said too much I want a do-over!