Meet the HAPIfork, a smart fork that connects to your phone or tablet via Bluetooth to help you monitor your eating. If you’re eating too fast, the fork vibrates to let you know you need to SLOW THE F DOWN. Sounds more like a SADfork to me. Now, I hate to be a naysayer (JK, I live to say nay), a vibrating fork isn’t gonna stop me from doing whatever it is I want to do. No fork is the boss of me! That said, a vibrating knife? A vibrating knife could probably get me to do anything. I can just see it now…
Vibrating Knife: Bzzzzzzz!
Me: Please! I’ll do anything! Just don’t hurt me.
Works like a charm.