This is the Shrimp Neck Pillow sold by Village Vanguard for about $27. As you can see, it’s a neck pillow that looks like a shrimp. Sure, it looks cute, but whether you’re carrying it around or wearing it around your neck, everyone at the airport will want to have a conversation with you making it my worst nightmare because airport chitchat is my own personal hell. Seriously, I’d rather the Devil jam fiery coals down my throat for eternity than have a conversation with a stranger on a layover ever again. So if you’re reading this, Satan: hmu.