Bikini Babe And Macho Man Pool Floats Are Ridiculous

Bikini Babe And Macho Man Pool Floats Are Ridiculous

Here are some pretty goofy-ass pool floats sold by Perpetual Kid for $40 a pop. One looks like a bikini babe, the other looks like a macho man. So there we go. The classiest pool floats in existence. Then again, pool floats aren’t inherently classy to begin with. In fact, I’m pretty sure that they’re inherently not.

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  • Sir Cumfrence

    Alright, I can see the inflation valve in the Babe’s belly button, but where do you blow up the guy? Oh, no, please don’t tell me…not THERE!

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