Ho-lee shi shit, everyone. Welcome to the M-F future. This is the Quatreau Tap. It’s the world’s first and onliest touchscreen faucet that can instantly pour boiling, chilled, or sparkling water. My god, I have never wanted anything so badly in my life. Just kidding, I want to touch Jason Statham’s butt more than anything, but let me tell you: having a Quatreau Tap is a close second. A VERY close second.
Thanks to John for sending in the tip. He’s one of the folks behind the Quatreau Tap so we must assume he has one which makes him like super cool and lucky if our assumption is correct.