Witchsy is selling this felt Piñata Skin Rug created by Some Rabbits. That’s the artist’s name, FYI. The Piñata Skin Rug is not designed by a team of bunnies, as I initially thought. Honest mistake, really. The product description ensures that no piñatas were harmed in the production of this rug. Which is a relief I guess? When did we ever have any problem with piñatas being harmed? Isn’t that their like, entire life’s purpose? Dizzy and blindfolded, we beat them with a large stick until their insides fall out. Let’s not pretend we’re all of a sudden concerned about the treatment of piñatas, k?