This is the 2017 Nature’s Dick Pics Calendar. It’s got 12 months of pics of rocks that look like dicks. You can buy one for just $20, a portion of which will be donated to National Park Foundation and the Prostate Cancer Foundation. Now, I know it’s February so there’s a good chance you’ve already got a calendar for the year. I get it — I already had a calendar too! But you know what I did? I ripped it off the wall and threw it in the trash WHERE IT BELONGS. Then I ordered a Nature’s Dick Pics Calendar. And you know what? It was the second best decision I’ve made this year. The first best decision? Moving into an apartment within walking distance of a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. It’s been a real game changer. Not to mention I’ve gained 14 pounds!