Circu brings us this magical Mermaid Bed. It looks like a seashell. Per the product site:
Shells are meant to protect little pearls, to protect them from the mother nature.
This princess bed will also protect your little girl, and help her to dream and become a under sea princess. This piece is made in fiberglass, nacre painted. Inside, it contains lighting.
So there’s that. If you want one of your own (WHICH, IF YOU ARE ALIVE, YOU DO), fill out the form on the website to get a quote. Maybe you will get a more accurate response than I did. “LOL in ur dreams” is not a price. In their defense, I also cannot afford a pack of Skittles, so I get it.