The world we live in is a crazy place as evidenced by KFC nail polish existing in real life. The Colonel’s company is soon doing a limited release of Finger Lickin’ Good Edible Nail Polish. That’s right: edible. It’s not just KFC themed colors, it’s supposed to taste like the meats too. Particularly Hot & Spicy and The Original Recipe. Well, this isn’t going to help anyone with a nail biting habit. Unless… oh! Unless they’re vegetarian and repulsed by the flavors of fast food chicken? Hey! I think I’m on to something! No, nope. That was pretty dumb actually. Strike that from the record!