Etsy shop RockHoundSoap is selling multi-layered Geode-shaped Soap. They look like real-ass rocks! Some actual rocks don’t even look so convincing. Just $7 gets you about 6.5 ounces which comes out to be three slices. Don’t like geodes? Okay, who doesn’t like geodes? Regardless, the shop’s got all kinds of other rock soaps to choose from. I want them all. True story: when I was a kid I wanted to be a geologist. I had a pretty impressive rock collection too. And look at me now! I write on the internet. Clearly I have taken some wrong turns along the way. I want to say all of the wrong turns, but I had Taco Bell for lunch so it’s not all bad.